A "Smoke is Free" Workplace

A friend and former co-worker of mine is visiting from Chicago next week. At the place we used to work together, both of the firm's principals smoked like chimneys. The whole place was coated in a thin layer of nicotine. In this illustration the workplace is probably inspired by that unmentionable environment. However, the boss man here looks more like a different former employer of mine. This particular old man of which I speak not only perfumed all of his employees with the delightful scent of week-old Marlboros, but also used to pick his toenails while you were talking to him and neglect bathing for weeks if he was on a deadline. Here's to self employment!